This assortment of puns, jokes, knock-knocks, gags and riddles appeals to the jokester inside us all! Kids will enjoy hours of entertainment with jokes such as: What is the favorite old rock band of zom? The Grateful Undead
Announcing the third edition of the mother of all kids' joke books - and that's no joke. Now JOKELOPEDIAIS even better, with 300 all-new jokes and 11 new spotlights on the comedians kids love today. JOKELOPEDIA, 3 edition, is an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns. The perfect gift for incurable jokesters, class clowns, comedians-to-be, and aspiring ventriloquists - not to mention the quieter kids who still love a good laugh - it features doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, and elephant jokes. Plus, it has the classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. And all jokes are organized into categories for easy reference. In addition there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts and pop culture references, and two dozen spotlights on favorite TV shows, books, comics, and comic actors, including ICARLY, DIARY OF A WIMPY KID, Steve Carell, and Tina Fey.
Brace yourself for some serious (and hilarious) ickiness! This delightfully disgusting book is a tribute to all kinds of everyday nastiness! Discover yucky jokes, laugh-out-loud lists, kooky knock-knocks, funny puns, strange tongue twisters, and more to share with friends and family. Funny profiles of super-gross animals and weird-but-true science show that grossness is also downright fascinating.
An excellent introduction to jokes and joke-telling. Over 60 jokes and rhymes, each with their own hilarious illustration - perfect for playground comedians. There are "Knock, knock" jokes, "Doctor, doctor" jokes, monster jokes, and plain daft jokes. There are silly rhymes, crazy crossbreeds and a whole library of joke titles. Each one is in a large easy-to-read typeface and has its own humorous illustration to make it even funnier!
These jokes, illustrated with lots of comic cartoons, are doggone funny - and we’re not kitten around! What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound. What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa. How about this notice: Domestic cat needed to do light mousework. Every quip and pun will make you howl with laughter! This revised edition features a new design and vibrant, two-colour interiors!
Homework - дебютный студийный альбом французского электронного дуэта Daft Punk выпущен 20 января 1997 года. Считается смесью стилей хаус, техно, фанк и эйсид-хаус. Альбом произвёл сильное влияние и подогрел интерес к французскому хаусу среди других музыкантов, играющих в том же стиле.
Teaching other kids how to be funny is the toughest gig that Jamie Grimm has ever had, and with the highest stakes. If he fails, his school library will be shut down for good! Even though he has a national contest trophy and a TV show under his belt, Jamie Grimm isn't one to sit back and relax. When his school has a major funding crisis, Jamie hits on a bright idea to save the day – a comedy class for the other students. Little does he know that making jokes and teaching jokes are two very different things... and he's only good at one of them. With the fate of his school's library on his shoulders, Jamie has to dig deep to see if he has what it takes to succeed at his most difficult challenge yet.
Realistic Tongue Gross Jokes Prank Magic Tricks Halloween Horrific Prop Description: This is a prank tongue prop. The tongue looks like real,made of non-toxic and environmentally-friendly material,safe to put in your mouth It stretches, twists, sticks and can be pierced. See the audience are frightened expression. No matter you pull it out longer, or pierce it with a needle,it can restore to the profile that it used to be. Performances effect was excellent, easy to learn, easy to master skills. Magic is very scary entertainment playing a trick, a means of playing human, hurry to try it. Material: Synthetic polyester(Directly into the mouth) Color: Flesh Color Size: Approx. 5.4 x 3.5 x 1 cm WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. Note: Pierce it with a needle, it can restore to the profile that it used to be, if pierce it with thick iron or a fork it can't restore. Package included: 1x Magic Tricks Prop
New York City school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so surprised by the funny things her students would say that she started an Instagram account to chronicle them. From friends, siblings, and pets to lying, love, and homework, the wisdom and witticisms on Live from Snack Time have been picked up by Today, Huffington Post, Good Housekeeping, Buzzfeed, and more. Now, Cowit collects her favorites--with 100 brand-new quotes that are exclusive to the book--in a sweet gift that celebrates the innocent (and sometimes not-so-innocent) revelations of children.
It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages.*This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!
This joke book is full of side-splittingly hilarious jokes and fascinating facts about civilisations found in the British Museum. Full of bite-size facts about amazing ancient worlds and jokes that will have you howling, Maurice the Museum Mouse's comical collection is just as entertaining as the British Museum's own collection.
Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter!Why did the cow go to outer space?To visit the Milky Way!How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?You rocket!Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot!Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids! In this 2-in-1 edition, Rob Elliot combines two classic holiday joke collections to keep you rolling with laughter from Halloween right through to the New Year. These jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns—now for the first time in hardcover—are guaranteed to delight the whole family. The holiday season has never been funnier! Q: How does a monster like his coffee? A: With scream and sugar! Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish!